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Who's got bigger feet?Ooh, that camel breath is so hot. There's just something about a big, hairy lip and dopey brown eyes that just turns Paris to jelly. Well, the attention of any male being turns her to jelly, but her furry new friend has got it all over Doug Reinhardt.

Now that the soccer stud has left her well-worn, Valtrex-sodden ass behind, Paris is left to search for her new love. Luckily for her, she ain't too choosy. Mr. Camel came along, and the rest is history.

Stay tuned next week as Paris entertains the entire animal menagerie of Ringling Bros. circus when they come to town.

Defying logic, every minute of every dayWatch out, world. Courtney Love is cranking up the crazy, and nowhere is safe. Despite her repeated denials, she's obviously back on drugs. She's dropped like 80 lbs., allegedly as a result of a gastric band surgery. She's developed a serious conspiracy complex about people stealing her money. Nobody stole it - she smoked it up, just like she always has.

She's also forgotten how to act like a human being. Last month she was staying at the notorious Chateau Marmont, where she trashed a room and ditched the bill. Apparently she wanted to dye some fabric for her new fashion line and splashed pink dye all over the kitchen walls and floors.

Not to be undone (not even by herself), Courtney then flew to New York - with her daughter Frances Bean - and booked a room at the Inn On Irving Place, where in only eight hours she caused about $5,000 in damages. She also left used feminine products and dirty needles all over the place. It's bad enough she's living like this again, but it's really unforgivable that she's exposing her teenage daughter to all this shit. I think it's time for Frances to go back to live at Grandma's house.

I feel so badly for David Carradine's family. From all signs it appears that his death was a result of autoerotic asphyxiation - a form of erotic bondage where the loss of oxygen to the brain creates its own kind of orgasm - but the family is having trouble accepting such a sordid fate for their patriarch, even after his ex-wife admitted finding him all naked and tied in knots frequently.

The family hired Dr. Michael Baden, one of the foremost forensic pathologists in the country, to perform an independent autopsy in the hopes of uncovering evidence that would point to foul play. There have even been rumors of a secret ninja cult assassinating him for knowing their secrets. (For what it's worth, Uma was not in the vicinity.) While his full report has not been released yet, Dr. Baden did tell Reuters that "(t)he cause of death was asphyxiation, an inability to breathe, now why that happened is still what we're working on."

Baden's investigation is continuing. He's still waiting for more information from Thai police before he can eliminate homicide as a cause of death, but I'd be surprised if anything was found. Like many other "gaspers", Carradine appears to have been a victim of his own deviant fetishes. It's a dangerous game and all too easy to overdo. It's also tragic that such a brilliant career should be overshadowed by such a senseless death.

I'll just lead with my chin ...I probably shouldn't pick on Rumer so much. She's probably a very nice girl. She just doesn't photograph well.

She does seem to network very well, though. The CW has announced that Rumer will be joining the cast of 90210 for at least one episode to play Gia, “a punky cute lesbian who isn’t afraid to speak her mind.”

I'm curious to see how she does, to see if perhaps she films better than she photographs. With a Hollywood pedigree like hers I'd like to think (hope) that some of the charisma that made both her parents huge stars is hiding in there somewhere. It must be tough, though, to have to walk in such big footsteps.

J & AIn addition to being a great humanitarian and collecting beautiful babies Angie is also extremely succesful with her $27 million film salary. Jennifer Aniston was still far not behind with $25 million ( I guess more people enjoy Angie's action films than Jen's whiny comedies) but the big surprise is the slightly older Meryl Streep sneaking her way in with the young hotties. It's not surprising. Ever since The Devil Wears Prada, Meryl has been a hot streak with Doubt, Mamma Mia!, Lions for Lambs and now Julie & Julia Meryl has had quite the comeback. Well it can't be called a comeback since she never went anywhere but these films are definitely better than Death Becomes Her and Prime. Meryl managed to transcend the theory that there are no parts for older women in Hollywood. Sarah Jessica Parker and Cameron Diaz followed by Sandra Bullock and little Reese Witherspoon. Nicole Kidman managed to sneak her way into the number eight slot followed by Drew Barrymore and Renee Zellwegger. Surprising actresses that didn't make into the top ten include Halle Berry, Julia Roberts and Anne Hathaway.
1. Angelina Jolie, $27 million
2. Jennifer Aniston, $25 million
3. Meryl Streep, $24 million
4. Sarah Jessica Parker, $23 million
5. Cameron Diaz, $20 million
6. Sandra Bullock, $15 million
7. Reese Witherspoon, $15 million
8. Nicole Kidman, $12 million
9. Drew Barrymore, $12 million
10. Renee Zellweger, $10 million